Fantastic Fantasies of a Fanciful New World
The question came up recently which
set my mind thinking. What to do with
the French Jews facing more and more terrorist attacks, kidnappings, robberies,
insults? They really can’t stay much
longer or feel safe anywhere in Europe any longer.
From historical experience, they need
to pack up and leave quickly, or perhaps wait until the coming elections to see
who becomes the government. But if they leave, it needs to be orderly,
and also make a grand political gesture, that they are taking their wealth,
their experience, their heritage with them. It would have to be the young
and busy people and their families, and not just the elderly and the
retired. They could leave France to stew in its own cauldron of Muslim
fundamentalism.
But where would they go? Not
all of the Jews of France can move to Israel and into Netanya sur le mer
and loll about the cafes and support the importers of fine cheese and wine.
It would be a shame to give up their French language and culture. So
maybe they should go where so many others have in the last five years, to la
belle province of Quebec, and help develop Montreal as the Paris of North
America. That then might in turn start to inspire non-Jewish intellectuals, artists
and academics, who aren't swept away in the ride of left-wing
post-structuralist and post-modernist suicidal political correctness, to go
over to Canada as well. Finally, a strong and free non-Americanized
Canada; and the weather is warming up too, with more land becoming arable in
Labrador, if only the Esquimaux could share in the wealth and progress,
without losing even more of their heritage.
Most of Europe has sold out
completely to the Islamic masses. Other sane and secular people might
also make the move and there would be a strong of cultured, democratic
semi-autonomous statelets or non-Anglophone enclaves within 150-200 kilometres
of the US border, filling in the gaps between the already existing Canadian
cities.
There would be no use going
southwards to Trumpish/Sanderonian, Clintonic America, full of reactionary
Tea-Party, xenophobic and anti-Darwinian dumbies, racdketeers, corrupt bankers
and Wall Street blowhards. The good Americans could perhaps then actually do
what they threaten to do if any of the above came to government, move to
Canada. They might squeeze on to Prince
Edward Island, if there were enough. Or if
they really came in droves, Wagons north! perhaps a deal might be struck with
Greenland to begin to settle and farm some of the unfreezing territory,
provided the new immigrants were willing to learn Inuit languages or at least
Danish.
Most of Latin America is still full
of basket-case economies and drug-cartel crime.
Only Belize or a rented out Galapagos island or two seems a feasible
option. Uruguay has taken too many extreme positions lately to be trusted. And
the Falkland Islands have already had their fair share of international
attention.
New Zealand, or as it is better known
today, Middle Earth and Xena the Warrior Princess’s stomping ground, or at
least the balmy South Pacific? If only
the French hadn't given up on Akaroa and developed their colony, despite the
British treaty with the Maori Tribes on the North Island. I am not sure
the French Jews could go in large numbers to Tahiti, New Caledonia or other
small Polynesian or Melanesian islands, even though there was a brief period
when the Queen of Tahiti was married to a Jew—and something interesting might
have developed had he not been more interested in little commercial
ventures. Ditto for the German Jewish shopkeepers who went to Tonga,
Samoa and German New Guinea. When the would-be German colonists came to
New Zealand, there probably were no Jews among them, but, even if there were,
when the burgher families saw what they had thought would be a good place to
settle from what they saw on the map back in Deutschland, and it turned out to
be White Island, that is, a volcano and a pile of guano, they quickly turned
around left, leaving at best a handful of Lutheran pastors to build a hut or
two on some tiny islands between Stewart Island (then called the South Island)
and the South Island (then called the Middle Island or New Munster).
That's why there are so few Lutherans here today.
An alliance between Monaco, Andorra
and Lichtenstein might take a good lead in organizing these transformation of
geopolitics, although if a superpower such as Malta, Luxembourg or Costa Rica
(should we add East Timor?) would lend a hand, the process would run more
smoothly. St.-Pierre et Miquelon have
always stood for a toehold of France in North America, and so perhaps, if we
push aside the rum smugglers and illegal fishing boats, we might be able to use
them as advance staging posts for the new armada of Jewish and other intellectual
refugees.
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