Sunday, 12 May 2013

A Handful from the Sack of Sombre Sayings: Number 1


Charity or rachmones, properly given, according to the rabbis of old, should be such that not only should the recipient never know who or why or even that it is give, but so that it need never be needed again.  Yet thanks and gratefulness are required from both the man who is saved from embarrassment but also from the donor who has been thus enabled to perform a mitzvah at the highest level.  The two parties never know how much they have helped one another.  Each must assume, however, that theirs is the greater gift.  Ignorance is truly bliss.

When a tram stops in Melbourne, all other traffic must stay back at a respectful distance, so that passengers may ascend or descend safely and cross the road.  So too in awakening from dreams, we patiently wait for the moments of rationality and disappointment to run their course before we resume our journey to unknown destinations. 

Many painters welcomed the coming of photography.  They need no longer stare into the pained, impatient faces of their patrons, Professional models, who once earned their living by the ability to appear both dead and alive, resisted this new technology.  Only children, loving to see themselves in a blur in daguerreotypes, cried out against the snapshot and the high-speed camera. They would have to stand still throughout eternity, always aware of how childish they are.

Never let an open toilet go by unused.  The future cannot be counted on.

The original guinea pigs were rats, rabbits and monkeys.  The original scarecrows were small boys paid to throw stones in the field.  The original cuckoo clock was a foundling who never knew the hour of his birth.

It is said that until the early nineteenth century there was no concept of the normal or the natural.  Either you played your  role in life as best you could or pretended to be a helpless beggar.  I cannot see this as a normal way of things.  Nature is never so abundant and extravagant.

In Arcadia we never heard of Paradise.  We danced with other shepherds and shepherdesses, as though there were no tomorrow, and yesterday seemed like a dream we often visited in sleep.  Pan, however, insisted he was always at the centre of the game.  Many caterpillars giggled behind his back.

Consciousness lacks continuity and we need to sleep between the fragments of reality.

Raindrops, we now know, are flattened slipper and disintegrate before they touch the ground, only a few joining the spray that hovers over the earth. How water enters into the spoil remains a mystery.

Time is neither a mere measure of experience between one moment and another nor the process by which we marvel at the changes in our bodies or our minds; but it is the residue of anxiety and the movement of our fervid imagination.  If we could do without time, the universe would return to the original state before the calendar was invented.


Stories stretch out from once upon a time to happily ever after, so it is said.  We seem to believe we can survive all accidents of fate, all fearful apparitions in our dreams, and even transformations of our wildest inexpressible hopes into printed images of expectation: like cockamaymies children lick upon their arms and shoulders in afternoons of play.  I look back now, three quarters of a century, and answer: No.  My story is not yours, and what you call our universal brotherhood is something else and false to me.  My narrative has characters I never met and incidents I could only experience as absurd.

A visitor to a modern city, I stand in awe of the complexity and lights of their life.  The passers-by are unlike I have ever encountered. Yet everything swerves around me, rhythmically coordinated, leaving me stranded in my own confusion.  Can I be myself or read my thoughts? 

The first comic opera in the world has finally been completed.  It took over six thousand years.  The next is rapidly falling into place, its characters and incidents slipping out of the original, along with sparks of laughter.  The world is none-theless more petulant than ever.

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