Thursday 30 June 2016

Poem at the end of June



Origins of the Renaissance

It all began with a banality,
Before there were artists or studios,
In little workshops with craftsmen
And apprentices, a way of life,
A means to feed a family,
And it taught their sons proper skills,
From generation to generation.

No one talked of beauty or self-expression,
But they had their pride and loyalty
To one another, even those slow souls
Who only swept the floor, for brooms
And brushes were part of the mystery,
And sometimes wives and daughters
Did their daubs, kept designs in order,
Curtsied to the prince or bishop,
Whispered persuasively about the fee.

The master visited this church and that,
Crawled around the ceiling, tested
The consistency of colours,
Watched the masons in the mountains,
And passed on his insights late at night
And checked to see that everyone was silent
In the marketplace or in the streets.

From time to time, a stranger came,
Bedraggled and ambitious, who claimed
He had defied his father and his uncles,
Wished to become like those young workers
And showed the men and boys his toys,
The little dolls he carved, the figures
Drawn on timber he had smoothed himself.

No one ever thought of innovation
Or of new ways to paint a virgin
But the master liked to learn new techniques
And found the textures of the paint pleasant;
So long as the monks were satisfied, why not?
But the stranger had to learn his place,
Work slowly through the years of practice,
Be part of the group, except, of course,
The eyes would always be left for him to finish
And the shadows of the devil’s claws.

Tuesday 7 June 2016

The Old Curmudgeon Kvetches

MODERN BUSINESS

What do you mean they are always badgering you?

I mean they keep claiming that I didn’t pay my bill.

Did you?

Of course, as always, I wrote a cheque at once, put it in an envelope, and posted it as soon as I could get to the mail box.

So what’s the problem?

They say they never received the cheque.

Is that what they said?

No, they said they had not received payment. A friendly remindner.

Well, maybe the cheque didn’t come.

Maybe shmaybe, I addressed the envelope, smacked on a stamp, and dropped it into the mailbox.

Do you trust the postal service so much?

Not really, but what else should I do?

What do they want you to do?

They want me to get the bank to start mailing regular automatic payments.

That would solve your problem, wouldn’t it?

Not at all.

What do you mean?

I would be locked into automatic payments I could never get out of. 

Come on, get real: this is the twenty-first century.

I asked at the bank and they said it is best not to have automatic payments.  It’s a whole bother out of which you can lose a lot, and always be in debt.

Well, at least you don’t have to worry about monthly payments, as long as you want to stay with the company.

But maybe I would want to change.

Maybe you won’t.

I am only with these people because I had a whole shlamozzle with the last company.

What kind of a shlamozzle?

When I switched from one to the other, the first refused to stop the automatic withdrawals.

But you did stop them eventually, didn’t you?

Yes, but only after the bank had to go into battle for me.

So there you are: you did get out of it and the bank helped you.

Only after a shlamozzle.

So why are you unhappy now?

Because this is not the first time they have claimed I didn’t make a payment.

How did you solve the problem on those occasions?

I went into the bank and they straightened things out for me.

Isn’t that good?

No, it was a whole shlamozzle.  I had to go downtown to the bank.

Why didn’t you phone them up?

I like to see people and explain things face to face.

Is that what you did this time?

No.

No?

No, I went to the post office and made the payment there.

Isn’t that good?

Not really.

Why?

It was still a shlamozzle, though not so bad.

Why?

The post office is not so far away.

Still, the clerks and tellers are helpful, aren’t they?

Exactly my point.

What is your point?

I don’t like being accused of things I didn’t do.

So just make it a routine to go to the bank or the post office, and forget sending in the cheques.

I don’t like routine.

So vary the days you go, and sometimes go the post office and sometimes to the ban,.

Still, it’s all a shlamozzle.

What is a shlamozzle?

I won’t know until the next statement comes whether they received the money.

If they don’t bother you and badger you, won’t you be safe?

I don’t trust them.

Who?


Everybody.