Thursday 30 December 2021

Book Review: Robert Liris, Vichy Vertigo

 

Robert Liris, Vichy Vertigo: une mémorielle damnation. Les Editions Sydney Laurent, 2021. pp. 159. Many illustrations.

Reviewed by Norman Simms.

 

Preliminary Remarks

Before anything, think of Alfred Hitchcock’s film Vertigo (1958) where fear of heights sets the scene and provides the dénouement of the plot or W.G. Sebald’s Vertigo (in French Vertiges, in the original German Schwindel. Gefũhle) in which four very different lives intersect, twist through each other, and come to a dizzying climax. Robert Liris tries to write a history of Vichy, (a) why it was chosen as the town to be the new French capital under Marshal Pétain during the Nazi Occupation, (b) why it lacks a museum to recall those dark days during the Second World War and (c) and why is filled with strange monuments recalling ancient heroes, legends and myths: and then he decides the city streets, architecture and famous thermal spa form the only museum possible. But walking around the town like a Parisian flaneur and meditating on what it might all mean makes him and the reader dizzy. This book is brilliant but difficult and vertiginous to read: you are drawn back again and again to read paragraphs, chapters, the whole thing. It is a new way of writing history.

There is a sub-tltle on the cover and frontispiece: Une Memorielle Damnation. A memorandum of damnation.  Then on the title page under a photograph of the statue of “Le Guerrier de la Paix repose les armes”, The Warrior for Peace with his weapons at rest, a sword in one hand, a shield in the other. Then another subtitle: “La Ville Imaginée. Damnatio Memoriae”: The Imagined Town. Memory of a Damnation.  And then two lines from a recent novel about wartime Vichy: [1]

Vichy est la seule ville d’orient où l’on n’ait pas éprouve le besoin

                            à installer un quartier européen.

                                                                                               Marc Lambron, « 1941 »

 

                             Vichy is the only town in the Orient where it was not found necessary

                             to install a European quarter.

 

Julia Pascal explains how Vichy in the centre of France can be considered an Eastern city:

The town is a shock, a wild skyline of domes and minarets. Its elegant architecture is neogothic, neoclassic, neo-Alpine, neo-everything. At first sight, Vichy is a melancholy fragmentation of Bournemouth, Brighton, Bath Baden Baden and Brigadoon. The faded splendour of Napoleon III’s watering hole is celebrated in esplanades named after him. Here he built houses for his several mistresses and encouraged princes, sheikhs and shahs to summer here with their huge retinues.[2]

What seems very relevant to this book about Vichy as a vertiginous space is given by Georges Didi-Huberman:

…the vertiginous play of time in the present, in the present “surface” of a given culture. Vertigo is first expressed in the powerful sensation—in itself obvious, but its consequences less so—that the present was woven with multiple pasts.[3]

 

 

Vichy Vertigo

The question that comes up again and again, swirling in and out of the visions of the city. as Liris makes the rounds, looks at the architecture of the spa hotels, the bourgeois residences and the few streets that seem to be a miniaturized Paris, is: how could Vichy become the capital of France for a few years when Pétain set up his ragtag and make-believe government? Does it have any other history than that of the early 1940s? What was here before Napoleon III decided to make it his personal thermal playground?

Deep underground, from whence the healing waters emerge, there was thought to be a subterranean creature, snake-legged and rooster-headed monster: a prehistoric, Roman or medieval relic of fantasy and myth? Other artefacts are sometimes found, but only a few, for the Queen of Watering Places seems out of time and space, and no one has an interest in commemorating its past. Vichy seems to rise in 1870, peak in 1942, and then disappears into a “syndrome”,[4] “a mystery,” a pleasant but bland place for taking the cure. Sometimes a setting for crime novels and tales of espionage and assassination, but bland nonetheless. Yet there are the borborgynes, the rumblings from deep inside the earth or the stomach. The unconsciousness of the city, says Liris, expresses itself in the waters that ejaculate, the geysers manifesting their curative powers from the menacing darkness below. Yet Vichy also is a city of gardens, walks along the river, kiosks and a few fine streets. Yet nothing about it prepared its inhabitants to find themselves the capital of France: they were flabbergasted (eblués)—it was miniaturized and out of all measure. Everything went into a blur, unrecognizable, as they slipped down further and further into the abyss of forgetting; or they found themselves floundering on a worm-eaten raft floating above a confusion of desperate messages and incomprehensible prophecies.

And when the heroic old marshal came, the city remained calm. There were seats of government but without politics, a shameful collaboration with the Nazis but without jackboots and swastikas. The baubles of office were mostly bubbles. If the waters surged up to give places to receive the mineral cures, there were no ideas, no ideals, no shouts of self-praise or vaunts to celebrate the memory of national heroes, and when words fell out of their mouths, the sense drained away, and left nothing new to gestate and grow.

L’homme des foules et l’homme asservis vont le cœur léger au même abîme! Avec élan ! Né de l’abysse, ‘l’homme retourne à l’abime. On ne s’échappe pas d’un ciel sans issue, sans éviter d’aveugles et mortifères tornades.

The man for the multitude and the man subject to them walked with the same light heart into the same abyss! With a leap! Born of the abyss, the man returns to the abyss. It is impossible to escape from the endless sky without riding the blind and deadly whirlwinds.

As he wanders around a silent spectator (like Charles Baudelaire or Walter Benjamin, a flaneur)  through the streets of Vichy, Robert Liris notes the monuments—to whom and to what he is not sure: they mark places where nothing happened and represent great men who never lived there. Then he compares these statues, with their inexplicable plaques and their confusing symbols, with monuments found in other little cities, and he becomes only more confused. In Vichy, the public displays are of defeat, longing for an elusive peace that never comes, a nostalgia for a past that never was. Liris tries to match up these images with the words of patriotic songs and anthems—and to the opera house which seems to epitomize Vichy, the grandiose but superficial music in the score and the meaninglessness of the plots.

Les spectres sont invisibles à  l’historien, car ils sont par nature dématérialises, mais le psychohistorian par synesthésie entend, plus qu’il ne voit les traces, singulièrement en pratiquant et écoutant le ‘bruit majeure » d’une pratique poétique. Ainsi l’histoire s’écrit et s’écrie !

The ghosts are invisible to the historian, for they are by nature dematerialized, but the psychohistorian through synaesthesia hears the traces more than he sees them, singularly by experiencing and listening to a “great noise” of a poetic practice. In this way history both writes itself and cries out.

Just as the psychoanalyst learns to listen with “the third ear,”[5] so as to hear what is repressed, disguised and displaced in the voice of patient on the couch, so the psychohistorian, sensitized to the dynamic history of emotions sounds, gestures, rhythms and the patterns and designs in visible spaces, thus to feel what others can barely recognize, if at all, in their experience.

Out of the black abyss or maelstrom, from which the muffled roars and vibrating passions emerge, not only to make Vichy a museum of itself and its recent history an operetta put together from meaningless clichés. Unlike other little places that became proudly, for just a momentary blink of the eye, a centre of world affairs, Vichy averted its sight and pretended that nothing had changed. The outsiders sought to make something of this little blemish on the pages of history, but nothing came of nothing,. Outsiders come to Vichy to find something but there is nothing to find except a quiet, sleepy spa town, dreaming away its passage through eternity. Everything seems out of date, rubbed clean of any unpleasant dust. Of Petain, there is neither a reliquary of his bones nor a procession of his presence for a few short years: some of his devotees tried to organize a memorial in 1973 and it came to nothing, a vague memory of dissipated emotions.

All is vitiated in Vichy-nation, capital of a non-existent country. As in Alan Resnais’ Last Year in Marienbad (1961), unnamed aristocrats move in dizzying circles through time and space, passing one another and seeing themselves with different degrees of incomprehension. The palatial rooms, the gardens of classical statuary, the muffled music and the dance of indeterminate history, all coming to nothing, so too in Vichy. But the psychohistorian feels more deeply, emotions winding in and out of their synaesthesia web of repressed memories. Like Glozel, too, the mystery is knotted into mysterious speculations: why so many things from different times and places buried in one insignificant place? Why such resistance to anyone who tries to make sense of or discern patterns in the discovery? Why such an appeal and fascination to come back and walk the dizzying streets? Back to the prehistoric which portends a time without history.

Vichy, ville au si modeste musée municipal, autant et plus que d’autres cités, semble être frappé d’une anomalie historique.

Vichy, town with such a modest museum, so far and yet more than other cities, seems to be frozen in an historical anomaly.

This condition Liris calls “uchronique”, Vichy the city outside of measured events or the one being outside of any time at all (as utopia is a land without space, a nowhere).  The queen of watering holes has its monuments to “un jeun dieu immobile, ni vainqueur, ni vaincu…’la der des ders’” (a young motionless god, neither victor nor vanquished…’the last of the last.’). Familiar gestures, postures and poses, but unrecognizable points of reference, and thus uncanny (inquiétant,  étrange, what Freud calls Unheimlich), so close and yet so far from ordinary experience.

De la Défense passive de toute la France une ville thermal, capitale pendant deux and d’un Etat française fantôme, sut éviter une sorte de servitude volontaire et en apparence soumise à l’occupant.

In passive defence of all of France, capital for two years and of a phantom French State, this thermal town knew how to avoid voluntary servitude and yet in appearance to seem to submit to the occupier.

With its exotic architecture, its old-fashioned wall-paper, its seemingly grandiose operas, “Vichy est une Arcadie thermal inventée” (Vichy is an invented thermal Arcadia,” bathed in listlessness, yet always implicated in the curses of history, resisting the ambition to be a real capital, refusing monuments that mean anything, with no nostalgia, it advertises itself as “Vichy DestiNatiions” (an impossible destination for all nations): an appeal to the humanist  ideals of the European Union and glossed by Liris as “les fragiles lumineux de l’esperence fraternelle”,  a microscopic,  luminous protective external skeleton covering  beetle wings

 

City Under Subtle Scrutiny and Psychoanalysis

Robert Liris’ Vichy Vertigo does not explicitly deal with the broader question of France during World War II, with a France that included its overseas territories and its dealing with the criminals who were tried and found guilty and those who faced no meaningful retribution. His book meditates on and evaluates the experience of the city, how it came to take the strangely passive and disconnected view it did during and after the war, and what it means today more than a half century later, to live and work in the city and its suburbs (like Bellrive, where Robert resides). His book deals with legends, myths and monuments, a dizzying array of older artefacts without any real connection to what happened during the few years when this spa became an operatic (per)version of France. Sensitive to the sounds of the words and to the images conjured up, Liris, psychohistorian that he is, treats the words with a subtle scalpel and ekes out connections no one else could ever see; and he slices apart the layers of the dreamy appearance of the city from its earliest archaeological sites to the sleepy town that it is today, and he puts those slivers under a microscope. 

What Liris leaves out, as it seems most historians of France during the war either leave out or obsessively focuses on without a context, because his book is not concerned with the hypocrisy, duplicity and treasonous aspects of Pétain, Laval and their cronies, is anti-Semitism and the Holocaust,  Bertran M. G Gerdon argues with the notion of the “Vichy Syndrome” and cites Patrice Higgonet’s review of the issue:

Vichy’s Jewish victims, in life a negligible quantity for Pierre Laval and Phillipe Pétain, have suddenly [in the 1990s] become, in death, an unanswerable reproach for the conscience of a great nation.[6]

Somehow inside this comment lies an echo of Maurice Le Pen’s disgusting comment that the Holocaust is a mere detail in history. Until 1942, it may have been argued that the Nazi aims in the invasions east and west were to gain strategic and economic lands, but from the time when the Soviet armies pushed back the Wehrmacht and Luftwaffe, it became the singular aim of the war to keep fighting long enough to complete the Vernichtung of the Jews, the Final Solution.  This was formalized at the Wannsee Conference (January 1942) outside of Berlin and in many documents passed from the Fũhrer to the leaders of the Nationalm Socialist Party and the Army.

But another view of Vichy sees that many of the citizens engaged in activities to help Jewish children and their families escape to Switzerland, and to bring in milk and medications to keep those same families alive as the Vichy regime collapsed and the Germans took over. One must remember, too, that many French men and women  in the south risked their lives in hiding and protecting Jews from the Gestapo and SS—and from collaborating French police.[7]

Julian Pascal’s short essay in The Guardian outlines these nasty facts of the Vichy pseudo-government looking at the autobiographies and novels by famous writers who passed through this strange town of “mud baths and colonic irrigation…a cure centre for rheumatism and liver complaints”:

Pétain called for family values, forbade women to wear shorts or short skirts, abhorred divorce and demanded that women be mothers, Yet he married a divorcee, was a faithless husband and had no children.

Arthur Koestler’s autobiographical Scum of the Earth reveals how foreigners were rounded up and imprisoned in camps before the Nazi jackboot arrived on French soil.

[American historian Robert Paxton on Vichy, 1940] Never had so many Frenchmen been ready to accept discipline and authority´…. Those judged responsible were the Jew, the communist, the socialist and the freemason. For France to be regenerated after the freedom of the Third Republic,  ‘the guilty had to be stripped of their possessions and civil rights. This regime of vengeance…”

Obersturmfũhrer Helmut Knochen, head of the security police in France…said: “We found no difficulties with the Vichy government in implementing Jewish policy

And so on and so forth ad naueum. Yet this is not want Robert Liris’s book is about. However, on almost every page there is found between the lines, under the tones of a pleasant passage through streets of the town and ambiguously hinted at in the interweaving of time and space: What kind of people let all this happen in their hotels, parks and cure-stations? Why don’t they memorialize their history? What does it mean for a psychohistorian to live in the midst of this dizzy avoidance of the truth?

In other words, this is a new kind of way to write history, drawing on the rich insights of psychohistory, and the meditations by a man who only seems to be strolling around his own hometown.

 



[1] Marc Lambron, 1941 (Paris: Grasset, 1997).

[2] Julia Pascal, “Vichy’s Shame” The Guardian (11 May 2002) online at https://theguardian.com/world/2002/ may/11/france.weekend7

[3] Georges Didi-Huberman, “The Surviving Image: Aby Warburg and Tylorian Anthropology,” trans. Vivian Sky Rehberg Oxford Art Journal 25:1 (2002) 63.

[4] Bertram M.Gordon, “The ‘Vichy Syndrome’ Problem in  History,” French Historical Studies 19:2 (1995) 495-518; and Rosemarie Scullion, “Unforgettable: History, Memory, and the Vichy Syndrome” Studies in  20th Century Literature 23 (1999) 1-26.

[5] Theodor Reik, Listening with the Third Ear (1948).

[6] Gordon, “Vichy Syndrome” 504-505; citing Patrice Higgonet,”A Stain on France’s History.” New York Times Book Review (15 August 1993) 13.

[7]See my review essay: Review Essay: “A Cycle of Judicial Memory and Immoral Forgetting: Vel d’hiv 1942” Shofar  30:12 (2012) 123-137.

 

Saturday 25 December 2021

Published Works for 2021: The Second Year of the Pandemic

 

  1. Holocaust Book Review of Eva Mozes Kor with Lisa Rojany Buccieri. The Twins of Auschwitz: The Inspiring True Story of a Young Girl Surviving Mengele’s Hell. (London: Monoray/Octopus, 2020) Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations (1 January 2021). EEJH (2 January 2021)
  2. with Thomas Klikauer,  How Austerity Is Re-Shaping Work Regimes” Z-Net (1 January 2021);reprinted in New Age (Bangladesh, January 2021), trans into Spanish as “Analysis del Brexit: El Dinero Oscuro Financia, la Desinformación y la Politica de Derchas en Gran Bretaña” Revuelta Global (9/2/21) https://revueltaglobal.home.blog/2021/02/08/analisis-del-brexit-el-dinero-oscuro-financia-la-desinformacion-y-la-politica-de-derechas-en-gran-bretana/In Pajaro Rojo (Argentina, 11 February 2021) online at https://pajarorojo.com.ar/?p=52068
  3.  with Thomas Klikauer, “German Universities and their Nazi Past” Brave New Europe (9 January 2021)
  4. with Thomas Klikauer, “An Ordinary Nazi” CounterPunch (18 January 2021).
  5. with Thomas Klikauer   “Post-Brexit Trucks Driving: A Driver’s Report” Countercurrents (12 February 2021) https:// countercurrents.org/2021/02/post-brexit-truck-driving-a-drivers-report/
  6. with Thomas Klikauer, “How Digital Fascism Works”  ZComm (12 February 2021) https:// zcomm.org/znetarticle/how-digital-fascism-works
  7. with Thomas Klikauer, “How Brexit Won” CounterPunch (12 February 2021) https://www.counterpunch.org/2021/02/12/how-brexit-won/
  8. with Thomas Klikauer, “Post-Corona Work Changes in Germany” Countercurrents (16 February 2021).
  9. With Thomas Klikauer, “What is Digital Fascism” CounterPunch (18 February 2021).
  10. Holocaust Book Review of Franci Rabinek Epstein. Franci’s War: A True Story in Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations (24 February 2021); republished on EEJH (26 February 2021).
  11. with Thomas Klikauer, “Skeletons in the Neoliberal Cupboard” CounterPunch (5 March 2021); repr. Effective Learning Report (29 March 2021).
  12. with Thomas Klikauer, “The Hidden Secrets of Neoliberalism” ZNet (5 March 2021)
  13. Review of Sophy Roberts, The Lost Pianos of Siberia in Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations (7 March 2021).
  14. with Thomas Klikauer, “Nightmare on Uni Street”, ZNet (10 March 2021)
  15. Review of Tania Blanchard, Letters from Berlin in Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations (15 March 2021).EEJH (15 March 2021).
  16. with Thomas Klikauer, “University Spiralists and Aca-Zombies”   CounterPunch (16 March 2021); reprinted in The Barricade (26 March 2021)https://thebarricade.online/university-spiralists-and-aca-zombies/
  17. with Thomas Klikauer. “Anti-Semitism in Saxony: Three Times per Week” CounterCurrents https://countercurrents.org/2021/03/anti-semitism-in-saxony-three-times-per-week.
  18. with Thomas Klikauer, “The Madness and Malady of Management Studies”  CounterPunch (29 March 2021)
  19. with Thomas Klikauer, “Management Studies and Capitalism: or, Why the Study of Business is Bullshit?” The Barricade (1 April 2021) https://thebarricade.online/management-studies-capitalism/
  20. Thomas Klikauer and Norman Simms, “Revenge of the Losers: The Origins of Right Wing Terrorism in Germany” ed., Florian Huber (Berlin and Munich: Berlin Press and Piper Press, 2020); online in  Terrorism and Political Violence,  33:3  (2021)
  21. with Thomas Klikauer, “Right Wing Attacks on Germany’s Press”  CounterPunch (13 April 20121)
  22. Review of Anne Dublin, Jacob and the Mandolin Adventure” Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations (21 April 2021). EEJH (24 April 2021).   Literature & Aesthetics 31:1 (2021) 152-154
  23. Review of The Annotated Passover Haggadah, eds. Zev Garber and Kenneth Hanson. Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations (2 May 2021); EEJH (3 May 2021)
  24. with Thomas Klikauer, “The Structure of Wealth and the Global Money-Making Apparatus” CounterPunch (10 May 2021).
  25. with Thomas Klikauer, “Antiglobal Warming “  ZNet (22 May 2021)
  26. with Thomas Klikauer, “The Nazi Past of US Geopolitics” CounterPunch (26 May 2021).
  27. Holocaust Book Review of Sue Smethurst, The Freedom Circus: One Family’s Death-Defying Act to Escape the Nazis and Start a New Life in Australia in  Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations (28 May 2021); EEJH (9 June 2021).
  28. with Thomas Klikauer,  Review of “The Coronavirus Pandemic and Global Wages” ZNet (3 June 2021).
  29. with Thomas Klikauer, review of Daniel Marwecki, Germany and Israel - Whitewashing and Statebuilding in \German Politics and Society (Autumn 2021) 116-120.
  30. with Thomas Klikauer, Review of Niklas Frank, Dunkle Seele, feiges Maul in Fascism 10 (2021) 248-251.
  31. “Disturbing Thoughts During the Plague Years” (Apothegms) Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations (18 June 2021)
  32. with Thomas Klikauer, “Notes from the Precariat” ZNet (22 June 2021).
  33. With Thomas Klikauer, “The Dark Soul of German Nazis” review of Niklas Franke in Tikkun (24 June 2021) online at https://www.tikkun.org/the-dark-soul-of-german-nazis. Reptint. EEJH (29 June 2021)
  34. Holocaust review of Isaac Matarasso. Talking Until Nightfall. Remembering Jewish Salonika on, Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations 3 July 2021) and EEJH 2 July 2021).
  35. Review of Éric Vuillard. The Order of the Day, trans. Mark Polizzetti on Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations (10 July 2021) and EEJH (11 July 2021).
  36. Holocaust review of Meriel Schindler. The Lost Café Schindler: One Family, Two Wars and the Search for Truth on Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations (16 July 2021); and on EREJH (21 July 2021).
  37.  “Condolences” and “Tribute” Journal of Psychohistory: Memorial Issue (Lloyd deMause, 9/19/31=4/23/20 4) 43:3 (2021) 245-247.
  38. Holocaust Book Review of Catrine Clay. The Good Germans: Resisting the Nazis, 1933-1945. on Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations (18 August 2021); repr on EEJH (1 September 2021).
  39.  “Life in a Goldfsh Bowl.” Academia Letters (2021) Article 2899. https://doi.org/10.20935/AL2899
  40. Holocaust review of Jack Fairweather, The Volunteer on Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations (25 September 2021); reprinted in Holocaust and Antisemitism Foundation of New Zealand/Aotearoa  (26 September 2021 )
  41.  With Thomas Klikauer. “The Profit Paradox: Snake Oil and Management Studies—A Review Essay” The Australian  Universities’ Review 63:2 (2021) 87-96.

a.      277,“Still Here and Nowhere to Go” (poem) in Up Flynn Road, across Cook Straight, through the Magellanic Cloud,” ed ., Norman P. Frank (Hamilton, NZ: Orplid Press, 2021) p. 60.

  1. With Thomas Klikauer, “Who Resists Corona Virus in Germany:  ZNet (19 November 2021); rept. nts (21 November 2021); Bangla Desh Post 22 November 2021) at https://www.bangladeshpost.net/posts/german-vaccination-hesitancy-73487
  2. “Contextualizing the Ordeal of Ota Benga”: Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations (27 November 2021); Academia Letters (2021) https://www.academia.edu/s/a58a25eb9c
  3.  Review of Robert Liris, Chercheur de Mysteres on Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations (27 November 2021)
  4.  Holocaust Review of Harald Jähner, Aftermath: Life in the Fallout of the Third Reich, 1945-1955. on Retrievals, Preservations and Speculations (7 December 2021).

Thursday 9 December 2021

Six Experimental Poems for December 2021

 

Bogo de Claire

I want to talk about a cat, Bogo de Claire,

the one that lurked on the porch of the old house

when my  mother died. Its name was hers, Claire;

somehow it flew back on the plane and passed

through customs on either side of the border, but how?

What happened then I do not remember. Died or lost,

nothing comes to mind, except its name,

and who among us all can share the blame?

It was not used to Winnipeg winters with ice

that never melted, no place to catch a mouse.

Maybe it crept under the frame of the house next-door,

where the Indian boy would hide whenever he saw

someone with a bottle, grown-up who would give

him a hiding for no reason at all. Who would care

for these lonely creatures in the night, below zero?

Bodies were never found until spring melted

The layers of ice and dog poo and cigarette butts

And the liquor bottles tossed away in dreams.

 

 

Clipper the Dog

 

Then there was Clipper the dog, a piece of dirty noise,

as we would say, but after I had left home

and when my mother died,  my father went on walks

at night with the mangy-looking creature, out

for hours on the streets, something he never did;

it was the closest thing he ever got to confession

of loneliness. So far away I was

by then that the few words he wrote in his letters made

no sense. A man walks the dog at night, after work,

and there’s no big deal in that. Only when he married

someone that was shocking and moved down south to retire

did it seem odd, all of it, not like himself at all.

Clipper was named after Zipper, just as it began

as a response to someone else’s puppy, Buttons.

It makes no sense at first, all these little

changes in names and from life to death,

from things that make sense to those that never do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fish Tales

Pishu and ghotee were fish: play with letters

and you’ll see why. They lived in a little bowl

And went round and round all day, good friends

in a highly compressed world. At night, in the dark

they must have got up to unimaginable things:

more and more in the morning, we found them flapping

at either side of the room. Back they went

into the water, a seemingly content and pointless pair.

But one morning they were both motionless on the rug,

Facing one another, their mouths open,

No longer gasping for breath and telling each other secrets.

 

 

 

Silver Fish

 

Silver fish live in books, the most

learned of creatures, I am told, more

erudite than those who swim in schools;

they devour their lessons and give a toast

to authors of impeccable taste and roar

out their approbation yet ignore the rules

of etiquette when it comes to their excretia

Which they poo-poo at with mental gusto.

They would as soon poison you, like Lucrezia,

as vomit forth extraneous commas to

confuse the reader, full stop or merely breath,

so that conundrums end in solecism and death.

 

 

The Haunting of Fuffy

Fuffy and his family all had six fingers on their paws

Through some genetic mix-up, so the claws

Were that many times as vicious when Fuffy raged

And he did that often, though we couldn’t keep him caged,

But gave him away, and he came back, sitting

in the bushes, glowering, and he always shitted

on our favourite plants at night. Once we caught

him and drove him far away to a shelter, bought

time, we thought, until someone would take him further,

but wouldn’t you know it, less than a week later

Fuffy returned to haunt us day and night.

When the kind SPCA lady came he was out of sight.

She never heard of a family of six-toed felines

When we conjectured there was not just one but lines

Of Fuffies gathering from a hundred places to spook our house,

Sending messages by twitter or a long-tailed mouse.

 

Conversations with a Doodle-Doo

 

White Fool was a silky who came to the window at dawn

and made a few hesitant noises and walked about before

he remembered me and came back again to try to wake

e up, the silly old bugger; and then I was drawn

into his game, slithered across the bedroom floor,

pushed aside the curtains, and whispered “You fake,

can’t you doodle-doo on your own? Toss me corn,

you stupid beast, then I’ll help.” The human scorn

didn’t make him go away. So I doodled: “New born

day has come, that’s your ancient refrain, so do it, Fool.”

He seemed to nod his cheeky jowls and wave

his comb with vigor and trumpeted his rave:

“Doodle-doodle-doo. Wake up children, school

awaits, and buses to the city, lazy moms

and dads. Kookarika-koo! No slave

am I to fashion. My reveille is global

and my duty being done, I twiddle my thumbs

and dance up to my wives, and being noble,

demand my grand reward—to bump their bums.”

After so many years I still remember

our conversations at the break of day, cock

and I, good friends to the very end of September,

when someone took him away to the chopping block.