Thursday 9 December 2021

Six Experimental Poems for December 2021

 

Bogo de Claire

I want to talk about a cat, Bogo de Claire,

the one that lurked on the porch of the old house

when my  mother died. Its name was hers, Claire;

somehow it flew back on the plane and passed

through customs on either side of the border, but how?

What happened then I do not remember. Died or lost,

nothing comes to mind, except its name,

and who among us all can share the blame?

It was not used to Winnipeg winters with ice

that never melted, no place to catch a mouse.

Maybe it crept under the frame of the house next-door,

where the Indian boy would hide whenever he saw

someone with a bottle, grown-up who would give

him a hiding for no reason at all. Who would care

for these lonely creatures in the night, below zero?

Bodies were never found until spring melted

The layers of ice and dog poo and cigarette butts

And the liquor bottles tossed away in dreams.

 

 

Clipper the Dog

 

Then there was Clipper the dog, a piece of dirty noise,

as we would say, but after I had left home

and when my mother died,  my father went on walks

at night with the mangy-looking creature, out

for hours on the streets, something he never did;

it was the closest thing he ever got to confession

of loneliness. So far away I was

by then that the few words he wrote in his letters made

no sense. A man walks the dog at night, after work,

and there’s no big deal in that. Only when he married

someone that was shocking and moved down south to retire

did it seem odd, all of it, not like himself at all.

Clipper was named after Zipper, just as it began

as a response to someone else’s puppy, Buttons.

It makes no sense at first, all these little

changes in names and from life to death,

from things that make sense to those that never do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fish Tales

Pishu and ghotee were fish: play with letters

and you’ll see why. They lived in a little bowl

And went round and round all day, good friends

in a highly compressed world. At night, in the dark

they must have got up to unimaginable things:

more and more in the morning, we found them flapping

at either side of the room. Back they went

into the water, a seemingly content and pointless pair.

But one morning they were both motionless on the rug,

Facing one another, their mouths open,

No longer gasping for breath and telling each other secrets.

 

 

 

Silver Fish

 

Silver fish live in books, the most

learned of creatures, I am told, more

erudite than those who swim in schools;

they devour their lessons and give a toast

to authors of impeccable taste and roar

out their approbation yet ignore the rules

of etiquette when it comes to their excretia

Which they poo-poo at with mental gusto.

They would as soon poison you, like Lucrezia,

as vomit forth extraneous commas to

confuse the reader, full stop or merely breath,

so that conundrums end in solecism and death.

 

 

The Haunting of Fuffy

Fuffy and his family all had six fingers on their paws

Through some genetic mix-up, so the claws

Were that many times as vicious when Fuffy raged

And he did that often, though we couldn’t keep him caged,

But gave him away, and he came back, sitting

in the bushes, glowering, and he always shitted

on our favourite plants at night. Once we caught

him and drove him far away to a shelter, bought

time, we thought, until someone would take him further,

but wouldn’t you know it, less than a week later

Fuffy returned to haunt us day and night.

When the kind SPCA lady came he was out of sight.

She never heard of a family of six-toed felines

When we conjectured there was not just one but lines

Of Fuffies gathering from a hundred places to spook our house,

Sending messages by twitter or a long-tailed mouse.

 

Conversations with a Doodle-Doo

 

White Fool was a silky who came to the window at dawn

and made a few hesitant noises and walked about before

he remembered me and came back again to try to wake

e up, the silly old bugger; and then I was drawn

into his game, slithered across the bedroom floor,

pushed aside the curtains, and whispered “You fake,

can’t you doodle-doo on your own? Toss me corn,

you stupid beast, then I’ll help.” The human scorn

didn’t make him go away. So I doodled: “New born

day has come, that’s your ancient refrain, so do it, Fool.”

He seemed to nod his cheeky jowls and wave

his comb with vigor and trumpeted his rave:

“Doodle-doodle-doo. Wake up children, school

awaits, and buses to the city, lazy moms

and dads. Kookarika-koo! No slave

am I to fashion. My reveille is global

and my duty being done, I twiddle my thumbs

and dance up to my wives, and being noble,

demand my grand reward—to bump their bums.”

After so many years I still remember

our conversations at the break of day, cock

and I, good friends to the very end of September,

when someone took him away to the chopping block.

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