The
Philological Grouch Rides Again…
The point at
which I stop reading and move on to the next thing:
When
a person says she or he “researches” something.
Does that mean they “searched” for information on Google or Wikipedia,
or they investigated a problem, or analysed a text, or thought long and hard
about the topic?
When
people talk about “issues” without indicating whether they are matters up for
discussion, problems in their personal life, symptoms of an illness or points
of contention.
When
a critic writes that “art ought to be” this or that.
When
I realize that the “beautiful daughter” they are mourning is a dog.
When
I am asked to “join a conversation” by someone who really wants me to listen to
their rambling speech.
When
I am told my life is “a journey”.
When
the literary reviewer tells me how society “consumes” books.
When
someone speaks of an “artist” and means a pop singer.
When
someone says he is going to a concert and means “a rock festival.”
When
I come across the second infinitive in a row.
When
someone says a piece of music is a “classic” and means it comes from the 1990s.
When
a newspaper reporter tries to explain an event’s significance by calling it “a
narrative”.
Whenever
someone says something “references” something else, when they fail to
distinguish between “mentioning”, “pointing to,” “alluding to” or “quoting
from.”
When
people tell me that a picture is “graphic” and they may or may not mean it is
“unedited” or “vivid” or “shocking.”
When
self-appointed psychologists explain away behaviours by saying someone
“unconsciously thought”.
When
they ask “what is your philosophy?” and mean “what is your opinion?”
When
you read three paragraphs into a new article and still don’t know where or when
an event happened.
When
certain folks introduce themselves by saying they are “scientists”: when they
really are only mid-level technicians.
When
those who have never read anything by Darwin bark out that they are opposed to
evolution.
When
someone speaks of “the best song ever”: and means what they like and have never
heard anything composed before 1985.
When
politicians claim they are speaking the truth.
When
supposedly intelligent people cannot think of anything to compare events with
except sports and popular television programmes.
When
the word “icon” is replaced by “legend” (not even “legendary”), as though that
were a better term.
When
little cowardly worms turn the concept of “war”, especially Just War, into a
crime against humanity.
When
a preacher says that Jesus was a brown-skinned Palestinian.
When
someone places a comma after “But” at the start of a sentence.
When
someone refers” to “Christianity” but means only Fundamentalist Protestantism.
When
someone refers to “religion” and means only Christianity.
When
someone writes “everybody” and only means everyone he has spoken to that day.
When
a real estate agent puts “a home” up for sale but really refers to a “house”.
When
somebody over the age of twenty exclaims: “Cool”.
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